Kelly Hudson: Citizen Hudson

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Episode Eleven: I Remember I Couldn’t Sleep

We are overjoyed to premiere TWO NEW SONGS by Kelly Hudson on this month’s installment of Left Handed Radio. The songs you hear in this episode were the first takes of each song and intro Kelly recorded in our studio. Unbelievable, right? Well, believe it!

And thank you to Laura Wilcox for guesting this month as well. She is an elemental avatar of pure talent who is reborn every thousand years. I bet you didn’t know that!  KNOW IT.

THANK YOU TAYLOR!! Guys, I am very proud of these. Please take a listen!!!

Ahem, the songs were, uh, workshopped at The Clean Show.

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The rumor that I saw Kelly perform her songs at The Clean Show before asking her to record them for Left Handed Radio is an outright lie disseminated by the Joe Stanton propaganda machine. Business as usual from that guy. You know, I heard that Joe Stanton was GLAD that the cops assaulted Occupy Wall Street, and that he’s “very excited” to apply to Penn State in the fall. Just sayin’.

Taylor Moore’s OUTRIGHT LIE vis a vis the genesis/discovery of the Kelly Hudson comedy music machine at The Clean Show is just so TYPICAL of a guy who actively taunts Gabrielle Giffords during her physical therapy and who “can’t wait to roll out and score some sweet mouth with [his] dawg H-Cain.”

I should expect nothing less than this garbage from the Joe Stanton Hegemony, but still I cannot believe that I would be pilloried like this by a “man” who once sincerely rooted for the New England Patriots, and who hasn’t washed his only pair of gloves in years because they “still smell like Jon Benet.”

It’s not surprising that Taylor Moore would spread such calumny, the man has no moral fiber. He once told a four-year-old girl to “go back to ‘tard school,” and once dumped a getaway car into a just-cleaned Superfund site. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed should never have rescued him from that whorehouse gutter when he was a child.

Taylor Moore was going to whorehouses when he was a child.

Joe Stanton masturbates with peanut butter and shredded Golden Books.

Taylor Moore’s penis was bitten off by Imelda Marcos (consensually), so he had it replaced with a pig’s penis that he presses against the windows of school buses.

For his application to Brigham Young University, Joe Stanton answered the question “Who do you most admire?” by writing a six page paper on Sirhan Sirhan.

When Taylor Moore was a member of Bernard Madoff’s coterie, he helped the investor/Ponzi-schemer record an album called “I Hope All of Those Old People I Scammed Starve to Death (Big Ass Bitchez in Heat).”

And to put this matter to rest: Yes yes yes Joe Stanton did indeed host the show with Alex Khurgin in which these songs were debuted (without which I may never have written these songs), and yes Taylor Moore did see me perform them and ask me to record them for his podcast. He jazzed them up and made them amazing and I am just so grateful to both of these idiots. OKAY? Can you guys please shut the fuck up now? You’re both great guys. Neither of you are bad.