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I Can’t Remember Anything
Can’t Tell If this Is True or Dream
Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream
this Terrible Silence Stops Me
Now That the War Is Through with Me
I’m Waking up I Can Not See
That There’s Not Much Left of Me
Nothing Is Real but Pain Now

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me

I Can’t Remember Anything
Can’t Tell If this Is True or Dream
Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream
this Terrible Silence Stops Me
Now That the War Is Through with Me
I’m Waking up I Can Not See
That There’s Not Much Left of Me
Nothing Is Real but Pain Now

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me

(Source: iwatchforsasha)

rubestar:

The Great Celebrity Naked Photo Leak of 2014 – or perhaps we should call it The Great Celebrity Naked Photo Leak of August 2014, given that this happens so often that there won’t be only one this year – is meant to remind women of their place. Don’t get too high and mighty, ladies. Don’t step out…

YES EXACTLY! UGGGGHHH! At least the internet is there for me to let me know that some people know and can state the obvious truth of our society. That, for one, feels good.

skemmis:

christiannightmares:

A Christian guide to beating kids from 1998 (For more info and images, click here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/55147562877/god-the-rod-and-your-childs-bod-the-art-of)

Is it too late to attend Sunday School?

Send him back to his Learning Center after he has regained composure.

Agreed. Don’t look.

(Source: 809)

prisdifficult:

A Midsummer Night’s Dream 

prisdifficult:

A Midsummer Night’s Dream 

khealywu:

citylightsdre:

Monica Martin is bae.

This is for erikawithac, obvs.

Wow

newyorker:

John Howell Harris imagines humorous beach-safety rules:

• DO NOT ACCEPT PERSONAL CHECKS FROM THE BEACH.
• DEMAND PROPER IDENTIFICATION IF THE BEACH ASKS TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR HOME TO CHECK THE GAS METER.
• IF YOUR CAR WAS KEYED IN THE PARKING LOT, YEP—PROBABLY THE BEACH.

Photograph by Martin Parr/Magnum

Yay Johnny!

newyorker:

John Howell Harris imagines humorous beach-safety rules:

• DO NOT ACCEPT PERSONAL CHECKS FROM THE BEACH.

• DEMAND PROPER IDENTIFICATION IF THE BEACH ASKS TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR HOME TO CHECK THE GAS METER.

• IF YOUR CAR WAS KEYED IN THE PARKING LOT, YEP—PROBABLY THE BEACH.

Photograph by Martin Parr/Magnum

Yay Johnny!

ifc:

carolineeand:

#cbb

Look at these humans. 

ifc:

carolineeand:

#cbb

Look at these humans.