Hi babies! I am Kelly Q E Hudson, a 30-year-old full-grown woman. I am a writer/producer for original content on AdultSwim.com (The Trash Heap, folks!) and a performer at the UCB Theatre. I live in Brooklyn Heights. You are officially filled in. Now look at the things I post.
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I can’t stop. :’(

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David Bowie. 1990. Tokyo. I know I’ve talked about this concert too many times but I can’t get over it. All of the performances from it give me a ridiculous amount of tingling brain feelings and I start to feel an achey longing in my stomach and chest. This was a great time for this show. And David Bowie is so happy and energetic during every single song. I love this song to no end and several others. I wish David Bowie really was an alien. Wouldn’t it be great if he was? What a great example for aliens everywhere. I wish I had this 2 hour concert performance on DVD. I will see if it exists.

coreybrown:

weaziller77:

theangeladee:

khealywu:

judgmentalmaps:

New York, NY (The Parts That Matter…)by RBD Enterprises
RBD Enterprises Copr. 2014. All Rights Reserved.

Expanding Gay Zone, please, Amply Gentrifying is not a great fit for me.

There is one, single, bagel place in my neighborhood. ONE. It is neither famous, nor good. But bagels. OK.

Amply gentrified. Causing problems.

Harlem=BLACK PEOPLE

so we can all agree that this map is a stupid piece of shit? BAGELS?! WHAT?!

coreybrown:

weaziller77:

theangeladee:

khealywu:

judgmentalmaps:

New York, NY (The Parts That Matter…)
by RBD Enterprises

RBD Enterprises Copr. 2014. All Rights Reserved.

Expanding Gay Zone, please, Amply Gentrifying is not a great fit for me.

There is one, single, bagel place in my neighborhood. ONE. It is neither famous, nor good. But bagels. OK.

Amply gentrified. Causing problems.

Harlem=BLACK PEOPLE

so we can all agree that this map is a stupid piece of shit? BAGELS?! WHAT?!

Have you ever had the spins while you are sober? I blew my nose at the train station this morning and my right ear popped and I’ve been so dizzy and uncomfortable ever since. I feel sooooooo strange.

Have you ever had the spins while you are sober? I blew my nose at the train station this morning and my right ear popped and I’ve been so dizzy and uncomfortable ever since. I feel sooooooo strange.

kellyoxford:

sean3116:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

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HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

#Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am about to THROW UP. Now being in a coma is even more my worst fear in the fucking world.

oh babyyyyyyyyyy

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fitspocean:

thatfunnyblog:

Emilia Clarke at Comic-Con 2012

I need this on my blog this is better than ice cream

This would be my exact reaction. A dumbfounded “Khaleesi” with my eyes full of wonder, admiration, and fear.

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nprfreshair:

Writer/director Mike Judge spoke to Fresh Air’s Dave Davies about his new HBO series Silicon Valley and his 1999 cult classic, Office Space. In the interview he tells us about where the boss character’s tagline of “… yeah,” came from: 

It wasn’t [based on] any specific person. It kind of came a few different ways. I worked at Whataburger which is a Texas-New Mexico chain, a burger place, and I worked at Jack-in-the-Box, this is when I was young. … The worst thing ever at both of those jobs is to change the fryers and the way that someone will say, “Yeah, um, Mike, why don’t you go ahead and change the fryers?” To say “go ahead” it’s like you were just chomping at the bit to go do it and I’m just gonna go cut you loose and go ahead — now it’s so common place. …
I think in the ’50s a boss would say “Hey Milton, move your desk. Thanks.” I don’t know if it’s the baby boom generation where everyone has to be cool, in the ’70s and ’80s it turned into, “Yeah … if I could get you just go ahead and move your desk,” And it’s this kind of “I’m casual, I’m cool. I’m not your ’50s boss.”
I would just prefer someone coming up and telling you what to do. I would respect that more. … Even over the years just noticing the “yeah” that means “no.” Like if you say, “Can I have Friday off?”
"Hmm … Yeah …"


i love you Mike Judge. I just laughed so hard imagining him saying all this. Can’t wait to hear this interview. You can always hear a hint of Butthead in his voice.

nprfreshair:

Writer/director Mike Judge spoke to Fresh Air’s Dave Davies about his new HBO series Silicon Valley and his 1999 cult classic, Office Space. In the interview he tells us about where the boss character’s tagline of “… yeah,” came from: 

It wasn’t [based on] any specific person. It kind of came a few different ways. I worked at Whataburger which is a Texas-New Mexico chain, a burger place, and I worked at Jack-in-the-Box, this is when I was young. … The worst thing ever at both of those jobs is to change the fryers and the way that someone will say, “Yeah, um, Mike, why don’t you go ahead and change the fryers?” To say “go ahead” it’s like you were just chomping at the bit to go do it and I’m just gonna go cut you loose and go ahead — now it’s so common place. …

I think in the ’50s a boss would say “Hey Milton, move your desk. Thanks.” I don’t know if it’s the baby boom generation where everyone has to be cool, in the ’70s and ’80s it turned into, “Yeah … if I could get you just go ahead and move your desk,” And it’s this kind of “I’m casual, I’m cool. I’m not your ’50s boss.”

I would just prefer someone coming up and telling you what to do. I would respect that more. … Even over the years just noticing the “yeah” that means “no.” Like if you say, “Can I have Friday off?”

"Hmm … Yeah …"

i love you Mike Judge. I just laughed so hard imagining him saying all this. Can’t wait to hear this interview. You can always hear a hint of Butthead in his voice.

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