Hi babies! I am Kelly Q E Hudson, a 30-year-old full-grown woman. I am a writer/producer for original content on AdultSwim.com (The Trash Heap, folks!) and a performer at the UCB Theatre. I live in Brooklyn Heights. You are officially filled in. Now look at the things I post.
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cockenblog:

March 5, 2013 - The Day the Internet Ended It’s Love Affair with Taylor Swift

(For the record, Taylor isn’t actually quoted as saying that in any of the articles. Journalism!)

If she didn’t actually say this, THEN WHAT THE HELL DID SHE SAY?

jesus christ, Taylor. I didn’t have a real reason to dislike you other than having no interest in anything you do. I would love to have a solid reason to write you off forever though!

Epitaph

When I die
Give what’s left of me away
To children
And old men that wait to die.
And if you need to cry,
Cry for your brother
Walking the street beside you.
And when you need me,
Put your arms
Around anyone
And give them
What you need to give to me.

I want to leave you something,
Something better
Than words
Or sounds.

Look for me
In the people I’ve known
Or loved,
And if you cannot give me away,
At least let me live on your eyes
And not on your mind.

You can love me most
By letting
Hands touch hands,
By letting
Bodies touch bodies,
And by letting go
Of children
That need to be free.

Love doesn’t die,
People do.
So, when all that’s left of me
Is love,
Give me away.

- Merritt Malloy


Noticing this morning’s reblog from Humans of New York, our producer Phyllis Myers was reminded of this poem, which is a favorite of hers, and it’s so lovely I wanted to pass it along to the rest of you.
(via nprfreshair)

zackphillips:

Joe Flacco sketch from Beige’s show last night. Avery was really hilarious (and even gamely dealt with an unruly audience member). 

JOE FLACCO!!!! I loved learning about who this man is via this sketch. 

nickkroll:

krollshow:

Bobby Bottleservice - Wedding Planner
Bobby Bottleservice and his best friend Peter Paparazzo create a professional wedding planning service.

Catch the season finale of Kroll Show TOMORROW (Wednesday) at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central!

Bobby Bottleservice. Full service. Wedding service.

"I love to do this for more than anything." The only thing that is wrong with this is that I didn’t hear "God willing" once. I LOVE NICK KROLL TOO MUCH.