January 2012
106 posts
LEAVE VAGINAS ALONE! →
SO entertaining eliot! i love you, and thank you for making me feel okay about being super annoyed with gay men who are vocally disgusted by my peepee. i agree that womens peeps are mysterious and sometimes a little bit scary (i’ve looked at one face to face y’all and it feels a little like facing the edge of a cliff) but they just can’t be called gross. too many girls and women...
WatchWritten by Chris Kelly, Edited by me. Starring the names of some dorks.
Can I call these Kelly/Kelly Joints? Is that cool?
kellysingsong:
In this next song, a charismatic...
Snildar lag ! :)
SONG: “Back at my...
NEW SONG! →
Check out today’s new song for my new blog “Kelly Sing Song.” And please follow if you haven’t already! (and you like, want to and stuff)
Watchvaov:
Beef - by Ben Wietmarschen - Fambly December 2011
did you really eat that meat veronica???? this is so funny and stupid. this blonde woman is insane.
Watchcaitlintime:
neighborboy:
Our Project: Neighbor Boy’s Kickstarter is for funding a 30-min sketch comedy show about Kickstarter. So this is a Kickstarter for a Kickstarter show.
The show will take place Monday, February 13 at 9:30pm at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York along with the troupe Fambly. (You can make reservations here.)
We love performing original sketch comedy, but...
"Watchin' Downton" On PaperMag and Sundance...
kpartyawesome:
Check us out on PaperMag right under a woman who flossed her butt with a subway pole…
and
…on a list of must-see Downton fan-fare on www.sundancechannel.com!
THIS IS AWESOME. your adorable responses to Downton are totes universal.
also, i floss my butt on a subway pole all the time, but it doesn’t look like that…
WatchGet ready for the BOWL y’all. And watch Doc act like a crabby little boy because his friend is gone.
WatchI edited this one last year at The Onion News Network. FINALLY RELEASED!!
MINIATURE THERAPY HORSES!!!!!
HI GAIS
Please Follow my new TUMBLR!! It is called “Kelly Sing Song” and I will be releasing songs that I sing on it! This is both a musical and comedic outlet! Please check it out and show your friends!! I would reblog, but since it’s a tumblr under my account, it won’t let me I guess… ENJOY!
http://kellysingsong.tumblr.com/
Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said... →
mymotherwasright:
jenkirkman:
**I wrote this last night but was shy about publishing it. But I feel good about it today. Please forgive any grammar or spelling errors. I’m not the best editor. ** - Jen Kirkman
I was supposed to talk to the Larry Mantle show on NPR this week. They wanted to talk to me about the recent…
When I was at Wellesley Betty Friedan came to speak. It was mostly awful...
I just turned into a big sloppy drooling dog →
WatchWas just thinking about Dan Klein’s butt and this episode of Seinfeld came to mind… This made me laugh harder than it ever has. Arthur’s face next to his butt is the best image in history.
TROW VS. BRGR 2012 UPDATE
johneveretttrowbridge:
Hey Guys,
BRGR has made an offer in the case that I win.
They offered me a free dinner with 4 friends.
I turned them down.
Here is My Counter Offer:
- One day in 2013 (of their choosing), BRGR will sell an exclusive “John Trowbridge Burger” on their menu.
THEY HAVE AGREED TO HEAR ME OUT REGARDING THIS OFFER
I am pretty excited to try to pull this off. I thank all...
EP-IC
Day 262
slowcarbcrazy:
234.2 Little change. I haven’rt been outside to exercise in a while. I’m still doing push ups and lifting weights. I gotta get back outside…. but it’s cold. And I’m getting a little lazy.
Join a gym Pat! Join a gym Pat!! One up yourself. I know I’m not one to talk. But it seems like it might be the right move.
