April 2010
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Guys! Can we please end Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell??? Not only is it totally stupid, but look at what “straight” troops are capable of!!! Think of the possibilities!
Apr 30th
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Blogalicious: CAGEMATCH and my Horrible... →
Tonight, at UCB’s Cagematch, the Stepfathers took the stage. Billy Merritt asked for a suggestion and about 100 people screamed something out. I sat in the front row. He pointed directly at me for a suggestion, and I said the first word that came to mind (one of my go-to suggestions if i need… Jesus, that sucks! WILL HINES ARE YOU READING THIS? SHE DIDN”T MEAN IT! I hate...
Apr 30th
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Bruce...
healywu: What are your go to names for men and women in scenes? What are the best go to names? How do you feel when people use real names in scenes (for instance, calling you Will or Mr. Hines in a scene)? - justcraig I like using real names, because I like when improvisers play the person in the scene as much as the idea in the scene. Like anything else if it’s all you do you have to mix it...
Apr 28th
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one forty plus.: Twitter Isn't "Over", I'm Over... →
Okay Kate Spencer… I’ll bite. First: Hi Kate! ACTUALLY I DO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU. One big reason is I had to move away from Park Slope and I love hearing about your life there. Another is that you like Twilight! I like it too! And even though my mom nagging me to read the books is reason enough, I still started reading Twilight because you are cool and you read them. Turns out, it...
Apr 28th
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A short film I was in in college. I have bleach blonde hair in this. I was 21-years-old. My favorite line is “cry when you’re slapped.”
Apr 22nd
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Mother's Day Gift
Just got frustrated because nothing in the world is perfect enough for a Mother’s Day gift for my mom.
Apr 21st
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My latest project at work.
Apr 20th
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Christina Hendricks: A Letter to Men →
nicolemarietherese: Reblogged for Frank. And everyone. Oh my God. I love this woman. Not only am I intensely sexually attracted to her, but she is pretty fucking right on in this article, guys (so pay attention). She’s normal. I like it. I’ve never seen her do anything other than pose for photos (never seen Mad Men) but I think she RULEZ.
Apr 19th
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halphillips asked: What are your favorite and least favorite things about yourself?
Apr 19th
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frankhejl asked: A musician or band writes a song specifically for or about you. Who would you want that musician/band to be and what would the song be about?
Apr 19th
Hi bored people! You are welcome to keep asking me... →
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
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Charlie Sanders: The Hotter You Get, the Weirder... →
I can’t believe you’re dating me. I mean, you are hot. And I am weird. You are the hot girl every one stares at. Like, I am the weird guy you see walking down the street. Yet, you have sex with me. It is crazy. You’d think that this chance to date someone normal and attractive might… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Apr 18th
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melaniehamlett asked: What do you miss the most about the Northwest (or do you miss it at all)?
Apr 17th
halphillips asked: If you had to have sex with a non-human animal, what type of animal would you select and why?
Apr 17th
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williebhines asked: What's so great about Austin, really?
Apr 17th
frankhejl asked: You were given a movie deal, what would the movie be about and who would be in it? Can be famous or friends of yours.
Apr 16th
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terrillific asked: Are you going to contact me next time you are in Austin so we can go drinking? When is the next time you'll be down here?
Apr 16th
hatethefuture asked: what question do you most dread being asked
Apr 16th
patbaer asked: You working on anything cool?
Apr 16th
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frankhejl asked: Yo go, grrrrrl!

Just wanted to say that. But seriously, you're kickass.
Apr 16th
Anonymous asked: you're goddamn gorgeous. no question. have a good day!
Apr 16th
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kellyqehudson asked: What is your mother's mother's name?
Apr 16th
Oh my god guys, ask me something →
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Ran down to the magazine office to get a copy so I... →
Apr 16th
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Apr 13th
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“Everyone will enjoy the simple whole grain goodness, heart health benefits and...”
– Quaker Instant Oatmeal Packet
Apr 13th
Let's shed some light on the subject! Farts! →
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Sensitive Nips and Hot Wired Tits. OKAY PEOPLE? →
Apr 7th
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WINDJAMMER up on UCB COMEDY Y’ALL! Check our asses out! Starring Gemberling, Rocco and KAAAPE!
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