Hi babies! I am Kelly Q E Hudson, a 30-year-old full-grown woman. I am a writer/producer for original content on AdultSwim.com (The Trash Heap, folks!) and a performer at the UCB Theatre. I live in Brooklyn Heights. You are officially filled in. Now look at the things I post.
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Twitter: @citizenhudson

#turmeric #blackpepper #fartfighter #backpainkiller

#turmeric #blackpepper #fartfighter #backpainkiller

hallekiefer:

stryker:

no one ever talks about how disgusting this guy’s assflap is

I want to set fire to all these ads.

I am so fucking disgusted by these ads and very glad to not be in NYC while they’re being displayed. Why are these allowed and naked people aren’t? PUT THE DEAD PEOPLE AWWAAAAAYYYY

hallekiefer:

stryker:

no one ever talks about how disgusting this guy’s assflap is

I want to set fire to all these ads.

I am so fucking disgusted by these ads and very glad to not be in NYC while they’re being displayed. Why are these allowed and naked people aren’t? PUT THE DEAD PEOPLE AWWAAAAAYYYY

abbijacobson:

ucblove:

Nicole doing good work.

yes.

You are worthy!!!!!!

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khealywu:

patbaer:

trinandtonic:

mymodernmet:

Started back in 2012, Not a Bully is a heartwarming project by photographer Douglas Sonders that aims to change the perception of rescue dogs that have been unfairly labeled as bullies.

they are BABIES.

dogs + bandanas 

Someday I’ll get to live with a pit bully with silly floppy ears 💗💗💗

What a bunch of gobbledeegoobers! Wallace loves pitbulls and that makes me need one even more. They are such good babies!!!

Old Comedy Video I made. “THREE FUCKIN DOLLARS? FOOD IS TOO FUCKIN CHEAP!”

brettgelman:

I’m in trouble!!!!

cool use of tumblr. someone call 911 or something though…

brettgelman:

I’m in trouble!!!!

cool use of tumblr. someone call 911 or something though…

hotel-job:

GUEST: This line for checkout is ridiculous. How long is it going to take?
CONCIERGE: I apologize, sir. It’s hard to say, but I don’t think it should take much more than 10-15 minutes.
GUEST: You think or you know?
CONCIERGE: It’s hard to say for sure, it all depends on the individual checkouts.

Leave New York

melaniehamlett:

I silenced and censored myself about what was actually happening in my life b/c I was too afraid and embarrassed to talk about it. But I’m out and free now and I need to share part of my story (not the details. I’m not ready for that). I also didn’t want anyone to ask me “Why didn’t you just…

Good for you Melanie

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uptightcitizen:

I’ve been laughing ever since I read the one about sharks.

Interesting stuff folks!

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