Hi babies! I am Kelly Q E Hudson, a 30-year-old full-grown woman. I am a writer/producer for original content on AdultSwim.com (The Trash Heap, folks!) and a performer at the UCB Theatre. I live in Brooklyn Heights. You are officially filled in. Now look at the things I post.
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uptightcitizen:

I’ve been laughing ever since I read the one about sharks.

Interesting stuff folks!

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Thank you Mr. Stewart for allowing my blood to boil and then cool within about 30 seconds.

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khealywu:

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5-Year-Old With Autism Paints Stunning Masterpieces 

Autism is a poorly-understood neurological disorder that can impair an individual’s ability to engage in various social interactions. But little 5-year-old Iris Grace in the UK is an excellent example of the unexpected gifts that autism can also grant – her exceptional focus and attention to detail have helped her create incredibly beautiful paintings that many of her fans (and buyers) have likened to Monet’s works.

Little Iris is slowly learning to speak, whereas most children have already begun to speak at least a few words by age 2. Along with speech therapy, her parents gradually introduced her to painting, which is when they discovered her amazing talent.

“We have been encouraging Iris to paint to help with speech therapy, joint attention and turn taking,” her mother, Arabella Carter-Johnson, explains on her website. “Then we realised that she is actually really talented and has an incredible concentration span of around 2 hours each time she paints. Her autism has created a style of painting which I have never seen in a child of her age, she has an understanding of colours and how they interact with each other.”

Much better version of the same subject matter I posted earlier.

Wow! Gorgeous.

Oh wow. I am inspired.

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chrisreblogs:

wnyc:

The New York Public Library just released 17,389 historic New York City menus online. If you’re planning a throwback dinner party, here’s your resource.

Well, there goes my next 5 days….

Oh man.

Amaaaaazing. I love the look and language of these things. California Chicken Mousse is something people were clamoring for at one point apparently.

chriskelly:

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We got Harry on May 27th, and by the next day, he was dying.

He wasn’t eating. He wasn’t drinking. He wasn’t doing anything but coughing, gagging, and vomiting. We called BluePearl, an animal ER, and were told to bring him in immediately. They diagnosed him with severe infectious pneumonia,…

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poupak:

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Kinda love this.

I want tons more of these

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chriskelly:

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We got Harry on May 27th, and by the next day, he was dying.

He wasn’t eating. He wasn’t drinking. He wasn’t doing anything but coughing, gagging, and vomiting. We called BluePearl, an animal ER, and were told to bring him in immediately. They diagnosed him with severe infectious pneumonia,…

Too awful. Poor sweet Harry. Spread the news, guys. Purebred Breeders are shit. Do your research thoroughly if you plan to buy from a breeder or just don’t buy from a breeder!!

newshour:

China consumes half of the world’s pork. And the country’s growing middle class — bigger than the population of the United States — wants more meat. The Center for Investigative Reporting looks at how China plans to meet that demand.

you mean how to “MEAT” that demand???? HAHAHAHAHA but seriously we’re fucked.