Hi babies! I am Kelly Q E Hudson, a 30-year-old full-grown woman. I am a writer/producer for original content on AdultSwim.com (The Trash Heap, folks!) and a performer at the UCB Theatre. I live in Brooklyn Heights. You are officially filled in. Now look at the things I post.
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chriskelly:

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We got Harry on May 27th, and by the next day, he was dying.

He wasn’t eating. He wasn’t drinking. He wasn’t doing anything but coughing, gagging, and vomiting. We called BluePearl, an animal ER, and were told to bring him in immediately. They diagnosed him with severe infectious pneumonia,…

Too awful. Poor sweet Harry. Spread the news, guys. Purebred Breeders are shit. Do your research thoroughly if you plan to buy from a breeder or just don’t buy from a breeder!!

newshour:

China consumes half of the world’s pork. And the country’s growing middle class — bigger than the population of the United States — wants more meat. The Center for Investigative Reporting looks at how China plans to meet that demand.

you mean how to “MEAT” that demand???? HAHAHAHAHA but seriously we’re fucked.

I’ve been vegan for 12 days and I’m cooking more than ever! I don’t know if I will become a permanent vegan or not but it’s been great so far! This was one of the most delicious meals I’ve ever had, let alone MADE. Dan found the recipe and now I will bestow it unto you! Go to budget bytes dot com and search “African Peanut Stew Vegan” or go here http://www.budgetbytes.com/2014/08/african-peanut-stew-vegan/?utm_content=buffer5c110&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

I’ve been vegan for 12 days and I’m cooking more than ever! I don’t know if I will become a permanent vegan or not but it’s been great so far! This was one of the most delicious meals I’ve ever had, let alone MADE. Dan found the recipe and now I will bestow it unto you! Go to budget bytes dot com and search “African Peanut Stew Vegan” or go here http://www.budgetbytes.com/2014/08/african-peanut-stew-vegan/?utm_content=buffer5c110&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

funnyordie:

Billy Eichner and David Letterman Play Games and Scream at Each Other
Billy Eichner made his Late Show debut and gave David Letterman the full Billy on the Street treatment. Letterman couldn’t get enough.

DAVID LETTERMAN IS AWAKE

funnyordie:

Billy Eichner and David Letterman Play Games and Scream at Each Other

Billy Eichner made his Late Show debut and gave David Letterman the full Billy on the Street treatment. Letterman couldn’t get enough.

DAVID LETTERMAN IS AWAKE

Sometimes when you live in Los Angeles, these are the things you miss…

Sometimes when you live in Los Angeles, these are the things you miss…

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Wooooow

Wooooow

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taxidermychurch:

nicolebyer:

charlaface:

New anthem.

My inner monologue at all times. I love this.

Um, why is this song not only Spotify?! I need to add it to my playlist that solely exists for boosting my confidence!

"I’M DRUNK! (I’m drunk!) and I’M HIGH! (I’m high!)"

khealywu:

rainbowrowell:

bakinginthebatcave:

unicornhairs:

her suit tho omg

I love wedding photos of strangers. I don’t even know you but I’m so happy that you’re happy and you look so lovely and it’s so wonderful and affirming somehow. I don’t know. Wedding photos make me happy.

Does her suit have stripes down the inside of the legs?

REVERSE HAN SOLO.

This is the most perfect gorgeous wedding I have ever seen.

Hearts dancing in my eyes

(Source: handhweddings.com)

johneveretttrowbridge:

scabramp:

How do i get more followers?

well i love this.

Wow

johneveretttrowbridge:

scabramp:

How do i get more followers?

well i love this.

Wow

I Can’t Remember Anything
Can’t Tell If this Is True or Dream
Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream
this Terrible Silence Stops Me
Now That the War Is Through with Me
I’m Waking up I Can Not See
That There’s Not Much Left of Me
Nothing Is Real but Pain Now

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me

I Can’t Remember Anything
Can’t Tell If this Is True or Dream
Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream
this Terrible Silence Stops Me
Now That the War Is Through with Me
I’m Waking up I Can Not See
That There’s Not Much Left of Me
Nothing Is Real but Pain Now

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death
Oh Please God,wake Me